X-Wing - Men's T-Shirt

This isn't really what you had in mind when you Google'd "X-Rated Shirt", is it? Admit it, though, you ARE liking this one a whole lot.

My Other Shirt - Women's T-Shirt

Seriously, every time you want to wear that really funny shirt you bought online, it's either in the laundry or your kid sister is wearing it. Have no fear, with this shirt you'll be able to reassure everyone that you indeed own a funny shirt. It just happens to not be this one.

My Other Shirt - Men's T-Shirt

Seriously, every time you want to wear that really funny shirt you bought online, it's either in the laundry or your kid sister is wearing it. Have no fear, with this shirt you'll be able to reassure everyone that you indeed own a funny shirt. It just happens to not be this one.

Human Readable - Women's T-Shirt

Just in case God has a giant barcode scanner.

Human Readable - Men's T-Shirt

Just in case God has a giant barcode scanner.

Geek Brigade - Men's T-Shirt

By wearing this shirt you can officially start that army you swore to form back when you were picked last for kickball in the third grade, the one you were going to use to overthrow the government of a small Central American country using weapons supplied from the United States in a complex oil-for-arms deal. Remember that? Yeah, neither do we.

Luke Is My Co-Pilot - Men's T-Shirt

There will be some smart guy who comes up to you and says, "That means you're R2-D2" to which you can say "Yeah, you have a problem with R2? Without him, Obi-Wan would have never received Leia's message and the Rebel Alliance would never have gotten their hands on the plans for the original Death Star!" And that should be that.

Game On - Men's T-Shirt

There was a time when video game controllers didn't have two analog sticks, three triggers, and nineteen buttons. A joystick and one button, now that's old school.

20-Sided Die - Women's T-Shirt

The 20-sided die is formally known as an icosahedron, one of the five platonic solids, as well as the shape of the herpes virus. Of course, none of that matters when you need to roll a 20 to score a critical hit.

20-Sided Die - Men's T-Shirt

The 20-sided die is formally known as an icosahedron, one of the five platonic solids, as well as the shape of the herpes virus. Of course, none of that matters when you need to roll a 20 to score a critical hit.

QT-Pi - Women's T-Shirt

Our original design was qt3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993, but it didn't fit on the shirt.

Geek is the New Black - Women's T-Shirt

Being a geek is very fashionable. It's on a shirt so it must be true.

Geek Is Sexy - Women's T-Shirt

It's like one of those paintings at the mall with the hidden sailboat, stare at it long enough and you'll figure it out.

Inconceivable - Women's T-Shirt

Fun game: Pick a friend or family member and respond to every single thing they say with "INCON'TH'EIVABLE!" and see how long to takes before they crack you one in the face. Extra points for spittle.

Inconceivable - Men's T-Shirt

Fun game: Pick a friend or family member and respond to every single thing they say with "INCON'TH'EIVABLE!" and see how long to takes before they crack you one in the face. Extra points for spittle.

Curses - Men's T-Shirt

See, the beauty is, it can mean absolutely whatever you want it to mean.

This Is My Superpower - Men's T-Shirt

Now you have a shirt that answers the question that's on everyone's mind.

My Geeky Heart - Women's T-Shirt

Although this shirt does not technically allow you to wear your heart on your sleeve, we think this is actually better.